im grateful to anyone that still wants to be my friend after getting to know me
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I made my dad a key lime pie for Father’s Day and to keep it a secret, I put it in a bag in the fridge and wrote “Dead dove, do not eat” on the bag
Needless to say, it was a good Father’s Day.
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.” ― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman
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speaking of ellen it’s time we all remember the greatest moment of the ellen show.
omfg
I was totally going to scroll past this but something told me to watch. No regrets! Must reblog!
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my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
But who could forget such classics as
“I’m running out of clean clothes and I’m too lazy to do laundry. fuck.”
“No I didn’t wear these pants yesterday what are you talking about”
“I think this is still clean but I’m not really sure… aw fuck it. I’m wearing it anyways”
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thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
did you just
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us government:
*accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
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*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*
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